Everyone wants to chatter at Julian, including his best friend, Tina. He can see kids coming down the halls, itching to pull him aside just for one second to share secret crushes and hurt feelings. The problem is, Julian has a secret of his own, and all these other secrets aren’t helping him one bit. He knows he’s had enough, but how to make it stop? Is there any way to write “Closed for Maintenance” on your eardrums?